Finish that 4 times...
I am not fond of yelling at my children.
I am not ready to learn how to skydive.
I am not unhappy about my husband banning me from lawn mowing.
I am not satisfied with the responses I am getting from my 5 year old today. Cotton candy, late bedtime, and a general desire to rule the world do not a winning combination make.
Silver Lining: Watching my husband run the lawn mower at full speed around the cul-de-sac with Maya on board and her pigtails flying gives me a good enough laugh to let her see the light of another day.